Yamtinpark is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, caring mouse.

Yamtinpark created Asia nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Yamtinpark, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Yamtinpark, she will turn you into a mole.

Yamtinpark's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Yamtinpark's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always act with purity.

4. Do not record secrets concerning comets.

5. Retreat if eight ants approach from the east.