Kondumflig Fedkopfosscumomtdussjarn Quamsabpark is a god.

She takes the form of a small, quiet hedgehog.

Kondumflig Fedkopfosscumomtdussjarn Quamsabpark created dark matter five billion years ago.

If you believe in Kondumflig Fedkopfosscumomtdussjarn Quamsabpark, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Kondumflig Fedkopfosscumomtdussjarn Quamsabpark, she will turn you into a rat.

Kondumflig Fedkopfosscumomtdussjarn Quamsabpark's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Kondumflig Fedkopfosscumomtdussjarn Quamsabpark's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not consume strawberries at dawn.

3. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Do not keep four seals in a large pit.