Sanfadtar is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, compassionate seal.

Sanfadtar created the planet Earth two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sanfadtar, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Sanfadtar, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Sanfadtar's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Sanfadtar's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain humility during fasting days.

2. Feed all hungry gulls.

3. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Sanfadtar on top of all buildings.

4. Never think about thermodynamics near sharks while wearing black hats and balancing seven gold spheres on your face.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sanfadtar.