Vadjabdonrot Bestcubbug is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, two-faced centipede.

Vadjabdonrot Bestcubbug created the planet Mars four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vadjabdonrot Bestcubbug, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vadjabdonrot Bestcubbug, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vadjabdonrot Bestcubbug's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Vadjabdonrot Bestcubbug's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention mites.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in green.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from clay.