Lidyok is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, dishonest crocodile.

Lidyok created a quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidyok, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Lidyok, it will turn you into an amoeba.

Lidyok's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Lidyok's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Never write about special relativity.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Lidyok.

4. Never mark doors with indigo.

5. Do not prepare cucumbers while wearing ear rings.