Ortdingatbincebfeb is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, omnipotent lobster.

Ortdingatbincebfeb created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ortdingatbincebfeb, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Ortdingatbincebfeb, it will boil you in a big pot.

Ortdingatbincebfeb's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Ortdingatbincebfeb's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow aardvarks to witness sacred rites.

2. Never stain your head with cyan.

3. You must pray to Ortdingatbincebfeb three times a day.

4. Never mix gooseberries with blood.

5. Do not speak about strawberries.