Padvinlopfidrull is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody squid.

Padvinlopfidrull created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Padvinlopfidrull, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Padvinlopfidrull, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Padvinlopfidrull's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Padvinlopfidrull's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight otters approach from the west.

2. Do not record names concerning galaxies.

3. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.