Citliksad is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, sapient toad.

Citliksad created everything that exists two billion years ago.

If you believe in Citliksad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Citliksad, it will turn you into a duck.

Citliksad's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Citliksad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat tomatoes on holy days.

2. Pray towards the south.

3. Never hop in holy places.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.