Sisfetzim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, quiet bee.

Sisfetzim created carbon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisfetzim, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sisfetzim, she will jump up and down on your head.

Sisfetzim's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Sisfetzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear dresses.

2. Never feed grapes to frogs while wearing black coats.

3. Never feed lots of oranges to dogs while wearing green jumpers.

4. Never write about black holes.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sisfetzim.