Rappanglig is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, fussy dugong.

Rappanglig created a top quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rappanglig, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Rappanglig, she will turn you into a rock.

Rappanglig's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Rappanglig's Holy Commandments

1. Never look in ponds.

2. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

5. Never feed lots of grapes to dogs while wearing yellow boots.