Danflabpas is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, unsympathetic coyote.

Danflabpas created Europe six million years ago.

If you believe in Danflabpas, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Danflabpas, he will turn you into a frog.

Danflabpas' most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Danflabpas' Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Never mix oranges with water.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Danflabpas must be the most important thing in your life.