Lintabhad is a god.

She takes the form of a small, duplicitous dolphin.

Lintabhad created the Sunflower Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Lintabhad, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lintabhad, she will come to you in dreams.

Lintabhad's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Lintabhad's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during holy days.

2. Worship no other gods but Lintabhad.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.