Benyarbid is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, resourceful hare.

Benyarbid created the Virgo Supercluster two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Benyarbid, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Benyarbid, it will not invite you to parties.

Benyarbid's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Benyarbid's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your chest turquoise.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Benyarbid on top of all buildings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Benyarbid.

5. Do not eat corn.