Xinnulldap is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unfair armadillo.

Xinnulldap created the Black Eye Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Xinnulldap, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Xinnulldap, he will turn you into a slug.

Xinnulldap's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Xinnulldap's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always obey Xinnulldap's priests.

4. Always make sure there are no voles in a room before entering it.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.