Flamgamwip is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, happy wasp.

Flamgamwip created snails eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Flamgamwip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flamgamwip, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Flamgamwip's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Flamgamwip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not eat turnips.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

4. Do not jump in public.

5. Never think about stars.