Bopsogquamjon is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet crow.

Bopsogquamjon created an electron eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bopsogquamjon, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bopsogquamjon, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Bopsogquamjon's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Bopsogquamjon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Run away from brown nematodes, for they are unholy.

5. Bopsogquamjon loves eagles, so they must be honoured.