Tof is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, caring cow.

Tof created the planet Venus two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tof, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Tof, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tof's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Tof's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from orange badgers for they are unholy.

2. Never feed lemons to capybaras while wearing ear rings.

3. Do not take Tof's name in vain.

4. Never adorn your back with magenta markings.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.