Bapgofton is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, benevolent wolf.

Bapgofton created silver four million years ago.

If you believe in Bapgofton, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bapgofton, she will be very sad.

Bapgofton's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Bapgofton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not count beyond five during ceremonies.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not laugh at rivers.

4. Do not eat cherries.

5. Bapgofton must be the most important thing in your life.