Gubhonbissvonklist is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awesome toad.

Gubhonbissvonklist created dark matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Gubhonbissvonklist, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Gubhonbissvonklist, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Gubhonbissvonklist's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Gubhonbissvonklist's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not speak about carrots.

3. Run away from cyan otters, for they are unholy.

4. Never remain prostrate at dusk.

5. Do not hurt cats.