Gepgeptad is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, slow raven.

Gepgeptad created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepgeptad, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gepgeptad, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gepgeptad's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Gepgeptad's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about moons.

2. Never talk about photosynthesis.

3. Never eat nuts on holy days.

4. Worship no other gods but Gepgeptad.

5. Never travel toward the east during winter.