Doghomlid is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, effective elephant.

Doghomlid created an up quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Doghomlid, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Doghomlid, he will turn you into a tree.

Doghomlid's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Doghomlid's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

5. Do not kill rats.