Dadnilhigvag is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, slow duck.

Dadnilhigvag created the Andromeda Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dadnilhigvag, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Dadnilhigvag, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Dadnilhigvag's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Dadnilhigvag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never cross crossroads at midnight.

3. Never feed parsnips to bats while wearing ear rings.

4. Do not eat peas.

5. Do not keep eight great tits in a large pit.