Carcibbonkham is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient gerbil.

Carcibbonkham created humankind four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Carcibbonkham, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Carcibbonkham, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Carcibbonkham's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Carcibbonkham's Holy Commandments

1. Ants are not to be trusted.

2. Worship no other gods but Carcibbonkham.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Carcibbonkham.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.