Kapbudfet is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, caring yak.

Kapbudfet created everything that exists eight million years ago.

If you believe in Kapbudfet, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kapbudfet, it will be very sad.

Kapbudfet's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Kapbudfet's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Always help pigs.

4. Do not kill geese.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.