Hudomtfly is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, self-confident slug.

Hudomtfly created the Virgo Supercluster nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hudomtfly, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Hudomtfly, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Hudomtfly's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Hudomtfly's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Hudomtfly on top of all buildings.

3. Put Hudomtfly first in all things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.