Vaglanjin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, ruthless rat.

Vaglanjin created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vaglanjin, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Vaglanjin, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Vaglanjin's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Vaglanjin's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

2. Always help dolphins.

3. Hide if four nematodes approach from the north.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never talk about nucleic acids.