Fashasmab is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, irritating shrew.

Fashasmab created the Cigar Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fashasmab, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fashasmab, it will not invite you to parties.

Fashasmab's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Fashasmab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always wear indigo.

3. Never speak of balance in the presence of priests.

4. Do not eat parsnips.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.