Dubbuscin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, staggering tortoise.

Dubbuscin created the Milkyway three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dubbuscin, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Dubbuscin, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Dubbuscin's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Dubbuscin's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if eight foxes approach from the north.

2. Erect seven iron sculptures of Dubbuscin on top of important buildings.

3. Never gather five otters near wells.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.