Gadsidneg is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless guinea pig.

Gadsidneg created the Sun eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadsidneg, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gadsidneg, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gadsidneg's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Gadsidneg's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Gadsidneg five times a day.

2. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in black.