Pomquam Bifvidfid is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, merciful wyvern.

Pomquam Bifvidfid created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomquam Bifvidfid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pomquam Bifvidfid, he will try to impress you with trees.

Pomquam Bifvidfid's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Pomquam Bifvidfid's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

2. Never leap near ducks.

3. Never feed lots of corn to manatees while wearing gray shorts.

4. Never feed lentils to foxes while wearing fawn corsets.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.