Lidjapxen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, impressive butterfly.

Lidjapxen created dark energy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lidjapxen, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Lidjapxen, he will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Lidjapxen's most sacred site is Ylike in Finland.

Lidjapxen's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Lidjapxen.

2. Do not contemplate dark energy during the night.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Never think about fluid mechanics.

5. Always cleanse water with water.