Godbamtam is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, witless hyena.

Godbamtam created the planet Mars four million years ago.

If you believe in Godbamtam, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Godbamtam, he will send minions to preach to you.

Godbamtam's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Godbamtam's Holy Commandments

1. Never chant in holy places.

2. Do not speak of quantum mechanics near sacred fires.

3. Never prepare apples during summer.

4. Retreat if seven great tits approach from the north.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.