Biss Dunlabnil Nil is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, emotional hummingbird.

Biss Dunlabnil Nil created a charm quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Biss Dunlabnil Nil, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Biss Dunlabnil Nil, it will curse you with boils.

Biss Dunlabnil Nil's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Biss Dunlabnil Nil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. You must pray to Biss Dunlabnil Nil five times a day.

3. Put Biss Dunlabnil Nil first in all things.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never wear black jumpers on sacred days.