Nakflatten is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, tranquil narwhal.

Nakflatten created a quark two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nakflatten, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Nakflatten, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nakflatten's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Nakflatten's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill voles.

2. Do not contemplate the strong nuclear force during the night.

3. Do not fashion tools from iron.

4. Never hurt monkeys.

5. Never eat coconuts on days of mourning.