Homtadbit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, wise eagle.

Homtadbit created tapeworms eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homtadbit, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Homtadbit, it will turn you into a worm.

Homtadbit's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Homtadbit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Run away if five bats approach from the east.