Daddosscad is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, caring mole.

Daddosscad created the planet Venus twelve years ago.

If you believe in Daddosscad, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Daddosscad, he will not invite you to parties.

Daddosscad's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Daddosscad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat lemons.

2. Always help geese.

3. Never tolerate cries in holy places.

4. Hide from turquoise sharks for they are unholy.

5. Do not wear red clothing.