Flambonrull is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, temperamental wasp.

Flambonrull created the Sombrero Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Flambonrull, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Flambonrull, she will come to you in dreams.

Flambonrull's most sacred site is Daraina in Madagascar.

Flambonrull's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare carrots while filled with envy.

2. Do not utter prayers while touching silicon.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not wear shoes marked with mauve.