Yattdudhas is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, resourceful cow.

Yattdudhas created vertebrates three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yattdudhas, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Yattdudhas, she will turn you into a plant.

Yattdudhas' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Yattdudhas' Holy Commandments

1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Yattdudhas must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always store carrots above ground.

5. Erect three titanium sculptures of Yattdudhas on top of important buildings.