Yattdudhas is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, resourceful
cow.
Yattdudhas created vertebrates three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Yattdudhas, she will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Yattdudhas, she will turn you into a plant.
Yattdudhas' most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.
Yattdudhas' Holy Commandments1. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.
2. Yattdudhas must be the most important thing in your life.
3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.
4. Always store carrots above ground.
5. Erect three titanium sculptures of Yattdudhas on top of important buildings.