Larplimsom is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, blissful toad.

Larplimsom created everything that exists two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Larplimsom, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Larplimsom, it will be mildly annoyed.

Larplimsom's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Larplimsom's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not record names concerning dwarf planets.

3. Always wear magenta.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never write about moons.