Cidyardossxuckcaryartyat is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fussy jellyfish.

Cidyardossxuckcaryartyat created the Sol system eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidyardossxuckcaryartyat, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cidyardossxuckcaryartyat, he will manifest in front of you.

Cidyardossxuckcaryartyat's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Cidyardossxuckcaryartyat's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Cidyardossxuckcaryartyat.

3. Do not utter prayers while touching lead.

4. Never wear red scarves.

5. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.