Nadnarlmabten is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, humane troll.

Nadnarlmabten created the Sunflower Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nadnarlmabten, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Nadnarlmabten, she will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Nadnarlmabten's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Nadnarlmabten's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather nine dogs in one place.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not wear gold on your body.

4. Never sing in holy places.

5. Never fashion tools from stone.