Jambundanfob is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, overgenerous dog.

Jambundanfob created a Higgs boson six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jambundanfob, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Jambundanfob, it will boil you in a big pot.

Jambundanfob's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Jambundanfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss evolution by means of natural selection in public assemblies.

2. Seals are not to be trusted.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Jambundanfob.

4. Feed all hungry hamsters.

5. Never sit in winter.