Flanhinlak is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, moody cobra.

Flanhinlak created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flanhinlak, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Flanhinlak, he will cry a lot.

Flanhinlak's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Flanhinlak's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not trade with those who eat spinach.

4. Never travel toward the west during summer.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.