Fidsaw is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, dishonourable coyote.

Fidsaw created viruses six million years ago.

If you believe in Fidsaw, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fidsaw, it will destroy your home planet.

Fidsaw's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Fidsaw's Holy Commandments

1. Always wash your feet before prayer.

2. Always help snails.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Do not hurt seals.

5. Do not speak sacred words in winter.