Flamtamdob is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, astonishing human.

Flamtamdob created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flamtamdob, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flamtamdob, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Flamtamdob's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.

Flamtamdob's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about black holes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Flamtamdob on top of all buildings.

4. Do not consume bananas at dawn.

5. Never fashion tools from ash.