Fityimsit is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, proud chicken.

Fityimsit created the Virgo Supercluster seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fityimsit, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fityimsit, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Fityimsit's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Fityimsit's Holy Commandments

1. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always look after injured otters.

4. Heed all dreams.

5. Always remove jumpers before touching nickel.