Cutmetwot is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, dishonourable rhinoceros.

Cutmetwot created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutmetwot, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Cutmetwot, he will throw large rocks at you.

Cutmetwot's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Cutmetwot's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear magenta.

2. Do not resist order.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never approach forests carrying clay.

5. Never think about galaxies.