Ranmumcen Legpanvol is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-powerful dolphin.

Ranmumcen Legpanvol created bats nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ranmumcen Legpanvol, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Ranmumcen Legpanvol, she will manifest in front of you.

Ranmumcen Legpanvol's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Ranmumcen Legpanvol's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Ranmumcen Legpanvol's name in vain.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always help sick swans.

4. Worship no other gods but Ranmumcen Legpanvol.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.