Litranhap is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, dishonest penguin.

Litranhap created the universe eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litranhap, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Litranhap, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Litranhap's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Litranhap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chant in public.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Litranhap.

3. Never allow sheep to witness sacred rites.

4. Do not study chromosomes on holy days.

5. Never think about gravity near turtles while wearing brown stockings and balancing nine silver spheres on your face.