Cidmegbud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witless butterfly.

Cidmegbud created the solar system five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cidmegbud, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Cidmegbud, she will not care at all.

Cidmegbud's most sacred site is Snipp in Sweden.

Cidmegbud's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Never speak aloud of names.

3. Always face the north before speaking sacred words.

4. Never hop in autumn.

5. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Cidmegbud on top of all buildings.