Yogpoddog is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, generous sheep.

Yogpoddog created humanity four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yogpoddog, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Yogpoddog, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Yogpoddog's most sacred site is Meidrim in Wales.

Yogpoddog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat grapes.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Never curse while facing north.

4. Always help swans.

5. Remain kneeling during prayer.