Gutlakdav is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome finch.

Gutlakdav created the Virgo Supercluster five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gutlakdav, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Gutlakdav, it will turn you into a dog.

Gutlakdav's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gutlakdav's Holy Commandments

1. Always check lakes for frogs.

2. Do not travel during autumn.

3. Never whisper while facing east.

4. Always act with purity when addressing children.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Gutlakdav in the centre of the settlement.