Farnfentit is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, sage sheep.

Farnfentit created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Farnfentit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Farnfentit, he will refuse to believe in you.

Farnfentit's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Farnfentit's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove tights before entering holy places.

2. Never speak at dawn.

3. Never paint your back black.

4. Never handle copper while unclean.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.